I have figured out that a clean kitchen makes me happy. But it is impossibe to keep it that way! So I have decided that I need a house elf. If you aren't familiar with Harry Potter then this means nothing to you. House elfs are the creatures that do all the cleaning, cooking, laundry and general housekeeping for the wizard world. They are also at the total beck and call of their owners. All I want it for is to keep the kitchen clean. Some cooking may also be required but mainly its job will be keeping the kitchen clean. I guess they are cute in a weird way. This one is called Dobby. So if you know of any unemployed house elfs, let me know!
2 comments:
LOL! I was watching HP last night and thought that EXACT thing! (As I sit here my kitchen is a wreck.) I asked Santa for a housekeeper and a 26 hour day!
Do they have laundry elfs? Wait - YOU watch Harry Potter???? Quite shocking indeed. Hmmmm....
Oh and btw, I have never seen your kitchen the least bit dirty. I don't think it ever is.
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